Brisbane Festival, in association with The Tivoli, presents

Sam Simmons: 26 Things You've Been Doing Wrong with San Simmons


11 - 12 Sept | The Tivoli



"★★★★★ - A fantastic offering form one of Australia's weirdest comedians." THE ADVERTISER
"★★★★★ - A phenomenally good stand-up." THE SCOTSMAN

Are you sick of getting sand in your bathers at the beach? Got linty jeans? Don’t know how to eat a chicken wing in public? Bendy elbows getting you down? Does your face look all shit in the mirror? Or are you just really sick of spoons?

Sam Simmons has all the answers for you.

Simmons is one of the most daring and unconventional comics in Australia, completely original and vastly absurd, with one foot firmly planted in the soils of reality, and the other rooted deep in a determination to redefine silliness.

Here are 26 life hacks to make your life infinitely better and, if you’re lucky, to inevitably question your own self-worth.




This performance contains coarse language and adult themes. Suitable for 16+. Children under the age of 18 to be accompanied by an adult.



This event concluded in 2019.

Wed 11 Sept
Thu 12 Sept

Doors: 6.30pm
Show: 7.30pm

Duration : 60 minutes

The Tivoli

52 Costin Street
QLD 4006

$35 - $47 + booking fee

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Multi-tix available via phone: 136 246

Wheelchair Access

Fortitude Valley station is the closest train station. Exit onto Brunswick St and turn right, walking away from the Valley Mall.

The closest bus stops are The Old Museum (Bowen Bridge Rd) or the Jubilee Hotel (Saint Pauls Tce at Constance Street).

There's no on-site parking, and limited on street parking nearby. There is a paid Secure Car Park and the King Street Car Park close by. The RNA Showgrounds Car Park is around the corner.

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